this is scary... (saw it on janglo, posted by someone on the listserv -- not me, yet!)...

Message: 12
   Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 08:45:46 -0000
   From: "garysisr" <garysisr@zahav.net.il>
Subject: woodworkers hand tools for sale

I am tired, hungry, and broke.  I have sold evrything else that
anyone seems willing to buy, and I find that I still do not have
money for food, bus fare or rent, not to mention money to cover all
of the checks my friendly Bank Hapoalim finds such delight in
bouncing. Therefore, I am putting up for sale my woodworking tools.